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Crustaceans love the heavy metal music.
This is an indisputable scientific FACT.
What we don't know is why they love to rock so hard.
After years of hardcore research & much contemplation
I believe I've solved the mystery.
It's gotta be the exoskeleton, right?
Whats more metal than wearing your skeleton on the OUTSIDE?
Nothing. Nothing is more metal than that.
Mark @ TeeGravy
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